By Stanley Coren
For Christmas the lady who might develop into my spouse acquired me a dog—a little terrier. the following 12 months her Christmas present to me used to be a shotgun. the general public in my relatives think that these presents weren't unrelated
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This must be surgery. I'll have new hands. Then maybe I can go home soon. My throat hurts. I'm back in the room with the balloons and Mom and Dad and my new hands. Is everything okay, Mom? Is everything okay, Dad? I try to say it with my mouth, but I've still got the breathing tubes in, so I say it with my eyes. “Everything's okay, honey,” says my mom. She heard me. There are lots of cards and pictures in my room, lots from people I don't know. Pictures of girls with teddy bears and pictures of Florida.
Brent, you must understand this is for your own good. ” I'm really crying now. ” “But they don't need to know. ” “You have to tell them. ” I can't talk anymore. I'm just crying and crying. I want her to go away and leave me alone. My favorite part of burn care is when they put the morphine into my blood. I know that they're supposed to drip it through the IV, but when they do it that way, I can barely feel it at all, and it just sort of makes me sleepy. Some of the nurses do me a favor and push the shot all at once into my bloodstream.
I say, “I don't know. ” “Yes, the arson in second-period gym on Friday. ” “No. ” “Brent, if you know anything or if you were somehow involved, it would be much better for you to say so now. It would be much better. ” “No. ” She stares at me for a few seconds. ” I get up and walk out of the office. She knows that I did it. When seventh period is finally over, I run to my locker and put all my books inside. I won't need them anymore. I grab my lock-picking set and a spare Ace of Spades that I have lying around.