By Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has a life-style so much guidettes dream approximately. yet can she support it if she was once born to like faux tans and juiceheads? during this must-have advisor to being a guidette, America’s favourite pint-sized princess stocks her secrets and techniques for ROCKING it, Jersey-style.
Your challenge, when you decide to settle for it, is to arm your self with bronzer, a tease comb, and make-up brushes and sign up for the Snooki sort Revolution. while guidettes march in, humans observe. It’s the angle. the confidence. The intercourse attraction. The tan. the intense scarcity of hairspray within the surrounding region. you'll want to test in lifestyles, or you’ll be uninteresting. From her best twenty-five principles for being a guidette, to her smushable make-up and epidermis secrets and techniques, to her ideas on Snookin’ for romance, Snooki’s sickest tips and recommendation for friggin’ possessing it are all the following, in addition to hundreds of thousands of complete colour pictures and the reliable Snictionary for simple reference.
But that’s no longer all. There’s much more to the diminutive truth famous person than what you notice on television. Snooki stocks her obsessions (her mattress, Viva Glam Gaga vivid red lipstick, sci-fi video clips) and a few juicy behind-the-Shore secrets and techniques (which season used to be her favourite, what it was once wish to get up in a prison phone in season , why the home smells like alcohol and dog’s butt). For every little thing else, you’ll simply need to learn the booklet!
Being a guidette princess is ready being your self, doing what you will have, and attempting to celebrate at any place you're. So strap yourselves in, bitches! and prepare for the trip.
It’s the Snooki variety Revolution, bitches!
“My greatest nightmare is waking up light. Or with out eyelashes.”
“A guidette has to understand easy methods to celebrate wherever. Like, if you’re caught in a cardboard field, you should rock it.”
“LOVE my slippers. It’s like donning beds in your feet.”
“If you could odor hair gel from a mile away, it indications guido mating season.”